Freaks 'n' Geeks

God, I love Zar, he is one serious wackadoodle.

This whole thing was his idea, and tagging along are Frick and Frak, or Jast and Thay. Later they hightailed it over to some mob boss' place. There, they annoyed the crap out of him until he called his mob crew together and attacked the Daleks. 

This a situation where Zar comically refers to it as when "I poked the bear."

(Frick = Thay, Frak = Jast)

En route to Nowhere

 Zar found some old maps and posed in front of them, but little did I know he actually planned to go places he saw in the maps. Two days ago the guy disappeared. He showed up again in a hurry, now on the run from a mafia that he ran into, attempting to make friends with them.

Sadly, he failed miserably. 

Casm

Bet you'll never guess where he is, will you? Right now Sec's in a fish that filled with snow and melted, filling it with water. And no he's not elevating above it, Sec found a platform of ice and sat peacefully for a while.

Then little ol' me pushed him into the drink. 

New Life

Ever witness the birth of a Dalek? A miracle happened here a few days ago and everyone was awed. After hundreds of upsetting tries, Sec finally managed to create a hatchling that survived. Surprisingly he denies the role of its father and wants to be called a brother instead. 

Deep down, I know he accepts being a dad. Sec just won't admit to it.

It's a Prime time for Slime time!

Once again, Thay, Jast (Frick and Frak) and Caan are having a ball with the slime. So I re-took the hilarious liberty of slapping them all together into a mess. I love messing with Daleks, there're so many ways to either freak them out or enrage them. 

Tee-hee. I'm evil.

Generics

I set this one up as if in a graph of Dalek types. Left to right, Soldier, Red Supreme, Black Supreme. However I forgot to switch Sec and Red around and I really needed a background too.

Dalek Sec alone in the same position. Seriously, whenever I see a picture of him he is always, always in the same position! I have at least 5 or 6 pictures of him where he's standing like this. 

Slimed by their Own Slime

Nasty right? Don't get me started on the details of how they managed to pull this one off. 

An Insatiable need to Pester.

Dalek Caan has a real knack for being a wise-cracking, girl-crazy smart-alec and here he got wise and bullied the poor Doctor, by getting right in his face. So...

I took the liberty of shoving him under the couch as punishment, but even still Caan never learns.

Over the Edge

Guess Who's trapped in the box? The Doctor.
Holy crap, Caan's pushing him over! Help! Stop that Dalek at all costs! Somebody shoot 'im! We must save the Time Lord, he'll...Wait, he's not in there? OK false alarm. I just assumed he was there.

Tentacled Companions

Ah, Amy and Cobalt. 

Squid and Dalek. 

10 and 16 for a total of 26 tentacles. 

Yep, these guys are good friends. of course Cobalt has to go and worry about Amy liking him or not, but she's doesn't care much. She just enjoys knowing there's someone else like her. She's not alone anymore. 

Commander in Hiding

Look, there he is! Right there, no, there! Can't spot him? Look there! A little higher, to the left.

Still don't see him? I'll let you figure this one out.

Leaning Tower of Daleks

I have no clue as to why they did this but something inspired them to make a tower. I guess because it was a daring tactic. FYI, nothing was used to hold them up, they were on their own with this one. If I'd held them up you'd see my hand. For some reason I see them doing this to celebrate New year's. 

And I have no idea what that thing Rawl has is, nor why he's wearing it, but OK, Rawl!

I'm still shocked myself how well balanced they were. Didn't wobble one bit.

Cobalt

Remember the mentioning of Dalek X in a previous post? Well, here he is in three of the many shots I take of him. He now goes under the name of Cobalt ever since Caan rescued him and brought him here.     [It's a long story. Caan's behind a lot of happenings.]

Any who, so the first shot is me holding him by the tentacles like you do with really large fish, and he bit a few times when I put him back down. The next was taken after we got home and Cobalt had stolen my chair. He likes to act real professional but it's hard to buy.

The third and last shot was during the bad storm last week and he hates storms, namely the thunder. This is his terrified pose, basically coiling every tentacle above his head and whining like a banshee, then he crawls next to me mimicking a puppy. Correction, Cobalt is a big puppy.

Yes, he is a real life sized or close to life sized Kaled mutant, and I love him to death.

How to Ward Off the Sec

Bad Thing:  Sec yells at and puts some serious pressure on Caan all the time, so he get's really mad about it frequently.

Good Thing;  However, Sec absolutely refuses to have anything to do with New York (Still!) and Caan found the perfect way to get the Demonic Pepperpot off his back. By sticking a bunch of NY symbols all over himself. Way to go, Caan!

Dalek Red (Brutus)

Hey look, a new addition! [Honestly, do I need more?] 

This...is Red, or Brutus, he's the very spiffy Dalek Supreme from the Crucible in Series four and he's just about one lab accident away from ruling the world. Red's fairly prideful and full of himself. 

And I thought Dalek X was bonkers. Sigh, yes, X is here too.

Explore the Impossible

Place:  The House on the Rock

Location:  Wisconsin

Objective:  To explore new things in infinity. As Thay demonstrated here, objects can stretch far beyond what we may see and he daringly traveled into the infinite room where no one has ever returned from. 

        

       While wearing his scottish hat, and after declaring the exploration a success, he plopped down before the TV and "IN-GUR-GI-TATED" some cookies.

Popcorn, Tea and Pizza, Oh My!

Zar has a very strong tendency to lean toward food or drinks when there is any within five inches of him. Mostly he goes after my food alone because I am [apparently] really interesting to the Daleks. Including my lunch.

Rawl the [lovable] Spaz

These are just a small fraction of the photos I have of Rawl in strange and often hilarious predicaments. And no, he's not a girl. Rawl is a boy, I just felt like dressing him up in that last one. He took my glasses.

  

Almighty King

I'm serious, they were holding him up with no extra support or help included. Zar's a bit worshipped by everyone else because of his ability to dream and be a free thinker. And he loves it.

His tree of Yesterday

In the the House on the Rock on the Streets of yesterday. There was a big tree right behind me and once Thay saw it he called "dibs."

Lo-Commotion

Zar has had this iphone for quite a while now and honestly it bugs the others guys so much they one day lost it. Rawl's like "Oh god," and this made Thay's Monday much worse. 

(Subtitles would be much better than words on paper)

Katamari Dama-Jast

Ever hear of Katamari Damaci? Well Jast loves that game and apparently wanted to know what being a Katamari would feel like.  So he asked me to cover him in fun-tac before he gallivanted about with stuff stuck to him. 

Gussied up Dunces

Nothing to say here. Nothing to speak about, except the idiots had too much caffeine last night...

Before Football

As the Copper Daleks waited for the bus to the Vikings Game, Thay started posing for Caan when he whipped out his camera, taking pictures of him. 

Jastperilla (my nickname for him) was waiting with the others but he chose to settle in and read the sports section in the paper. Either that or comics but he kept snorting over somethin' funny. 

Caan didn't like the previous pictures so had Thay re-pose for him. All the while Sec, Rawl and Zar sat back watching their idiocy and laughing. Most of the time, Sec was completely exasperated by them.

Who's the Dalek?

During our trip a while ago we stopped off at Paul Bunyan's restuarant and as we waited Caan began to grow bored. So(!) he suggested this... Who's the Dalek?

Hey there he is in the middle! Of course when faced with his distant cousin (the salt shaker), Caan soon found himself becoming uneasy.

Foreign Riches

Okay, like seriously, these wise guys stole my cash. Now thanks to Zar's skill at hiding items it's lost forever to the house......

Cake or DEATH?!

Trust me. This speaks for itself.

Break it up, you two!

Zar and Thay are always starting fights, most of which Sec has to end. I think if he had a staff he might crack both of them over the heads with it. I know I would, the noise is unbearable.

The Cult is in

The glorious Cult of Skaro has entered the house. Of course they've been here for a while now, they first arrived a few weeks after Christmas last year and I love them.
For a while Zar was terrified and just ran as far as he could. But he's settled down and after persuading the four newcomers to live a calmer life, they all enjoy messing around and being big goofballs. Though each still has some, get this, emotional problems to deal with, however they have fun.

A lot more un-Dalek stuff to follow.

Going away on awesome trip!!!

Won't be back untill wednesday though.

Foooooooog...

Hey here's Zar in the Rainforest Cafe at MOA.
Not much to say 'bout this one besides he was real interested in the smoke makers and fell into the river. He didn't speak to me the rest of the time seeing as I pushed him in.

The 7 Shot Symphony

Flying Bullets

'Forcefully' written by Dalek Jast

They say this is the best gun in the West,

it never 'scrimintated against no man

Emblazoned in sleek oil black, it

fires rounds to save a man

Seven shots have been fired here

not from the Tenderhand but its adversaries

One from Loki's gun

and two out of Terror's shrieking barrel

Three from Gilgamesh and Enkidu both

to save Uruk from Heaven's raging bull

Then, when that last shot killed Eurydice

the Tenderhand's master stepped forward

findin' ol' Hades waiting plain

in his black suit all a-shining

and he said,

"Let me show you the best gun in the West."

                       BANG!

They ever heard nothing of ol' Hades anymore

                           Well done Jast, very well done.

If Daleks were Contortionists

I don't know why but apparently Rawl here likes to show off how flexible his arm and eyestalk are. Personally, it freaks me out, as well as Zar. See him in the background looking in the other way? 

Rachel: "Psst, Rawl! You be in the circus!"

Zar: "I agree!"