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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Freaks 'n' Geeks


God, I love Zar, he is one serious wackadoodle.
This whole thing was his idea, and tagging along are Frick and Frak, or Jast and Thay. Later they hightailed it over to some mob boss' place. There, they annoyed the crap out of him until he called his mob crew together and attacked the Daleks. 
This a situation where Zar comically refers to it as when "I poked the bear."

(Frick = Thay, Frak = Jast)

En route to Nowhere


 Zar found some old maps and posed in front of them, but little did I know he actually planned to go places he saw in the maps. Two days ago the guy disappeared. He showed up again in a hurry, now on the run from a mafia that he ran into, attempting to make friends with them.

Sadly, he failed miserably. 

Casm


Bet you'll never guess where he is, will you? Right now Sec's in a fish that filled with snow and melted, filling it with water. And no he's not elevating above it, Sec found a platform of ice and sat peacefully for a while.
Then little ol' me pushed him into the drink. 

New Life





Ever witness the birth of a Dalek? A miracle happened here a few days ago and everyone was awed. After hundreds of upsetting tries, Sec finally managed to create a hatchling that survived. Surprisingly he denies the role of its father and wants to be called a brother instead. 

Deep down, I know he accepts being a dad. Sec just won't admit to it.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

It's a Prime time for Slime time!




Once again, Thay, Jast (Frick and Frak) and Caan are having a ball with the slime. So I re-took the hilarious liberty of slapping them all together into a mess. I love messing with Daleks, there're so many ways to either freak them out or enrage them. 

Tee-hee. I'm evil.


Generics


I set this one up as if in a graph of Dalek types. Left to right, Soldier, Red Supreme, Black Supreme. However I forgot to switch Sec and Red around and I really needed a background too.


Dalek Sec alone in the same position. Seriously, whenever I see a picture of him he is always, always in the same position! I have at least 5 or 6 pictures of him where he's standing like this. 

Slimed by their Own Slime





Nasty right? Don't get me started on the details of how they managed to pull this one off. 

An Insatiable need to Pester.


Dalek Caan has a real knack for being a wise-cracking, girl-crazy smart-alec and here he got wise and bullied the poor Doctor, by getting right in his face. So...


I took the liberty of shoving him under the couch as punishment, but even still Caan never learns.

Over the Edge


Guess Who's trapped in the box? The Doctor.
Holy crap, Caan's pushing him over! Help! Stop that Dalek at all costs! Somebody shoot 'im! We must save the Time Lord, he'll...Wait, he's not in there? OK false alarm. I just assumed he was there.

Tentacled Companions


Ah, Amy and Cobalt. 
Squid and Dalek. 
10 and 16 for a total of 26 tentacles. 
Yep, these guys are good friends. of course Cobalt has to go and worry about Amy liking him or not, but she's doesn't care much. She just enjoys knowing there's someone else like her. She's not alone anymore. 

Commander in Hiding


Look, there he is! Right there, no, there! Can't spot him? Look there! A little higher, to the left.
Still don't see him? I'll let you figure this one out.

Leaning Tower of Daleks


I have no clue as to why they did this but something inspired them to make a tower. I guess because it was a daring tactic. FYI, nothing was used to hold them up, they were on their own with this one. If I'd held them up you'd see my hand. For some reason I see them doing this to celebrate New year's. 
And I have no idea what that thing Rawl has is, nor why he's wearing it, but OK, Rawl!
I'm still shocked myself how well balanced they were. Didn't wobble one bit.

Cobalt




Remember the mentioning of Dalek X in a previous post? Well, here he is in three of the many shots I take of him. He now goes under the name of Cobalt ever since Caan rescued him and brought him here.     [It's a long story. Caan's behind a lot of happenings.]
Any who, so the first shot is me holding him by the tentacles like you do with really large fish, and he bit a few times when I put him back down. The next was taken after we got home and Cobalt had stolen my chair. He likes to act real professional but it's hard to buy.
The third and last shot was during the bad storm last week and he hates storms, namely the thunder. This is his terrified pose, basically coiling every tentacle above his head and whining like a banshee, then he crawls next to me mimicking a puppy. Correction, Cobalt is a big puppy.

Yes, he is a real life sized or close to life sized Kaled mutant, and I love him to death.

How to Ward Off the Sec


Bad Thing:  Sec yells at and puts some serious pressure on Caan all the time, so he get's really mad about it frequently.

Good Thing;  However, Sec absolutely refuses to have anything to do with New York (Still!) and Caan found the perfect way to get the Demonic Pepperpot off his back. By sticking a bunch of NY symbols all over himself. Way to go, Caan!


Dalek Red (Brutus)


Hey look, a new addition! [Honestly, do I need more?] 

This...is Red, or Brutus, he's the very spiffy Dalek Supreme from the Crucible in Series four and he's just about one lab accident away from ruling the world. Red's fairly prideful and full of himself. 

And I thought Dalek X was bonkers. Sigh, yes, X is here too.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Explore the Impossible


Place:  The House on the Rock
Location:  Wisconsin
Objective:  To explore new things in infinity. As Thay demonstrated here, objects can stretch far beyond what we may see and he daringly traveled into the infinite room where no one has ever returned from. 
        
       While wearing his scottish hat, and after declaring the exploration a success, he plopped down before the TV and "IN-GUR-GI-TATED" some cookies.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Popcorn, Tea and Pizza, Oh My!


Zar has a very strong tendency to lean toward food or drinks when there is any within five inches of him. Mostly he goes after my food alone because I am [apparently] really interesting to the Daleks. Including my lunch.

Rawl the [lovable] Spaz


These are just a small fraction of the photos I have of Rawl in strange and often hilarious predicaments. And no, he's not a girl. Rawl is a boy, I just felt like dressing him up in that last one. He took my glasses.